A Tide In My Affairs

poopflow:

roughrimjob:

meladoodle:

she got a pussy like the grand canyon

dry and sandy

possibly filled with dead bodies 

(via pizza)

hippyjamfest:

I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first

(via insanely-dreaming)

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

I have two moods 

One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep

the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions

there is no inbetween

(via would-you-rather-i-lie)